Where to Buy Synthetic Urine for a Urine Test

where to buy synthetic urine

Yep, people actually buy this stuff.

Once accustomed to the idea of synthetic urine and its uses, it’s easy to forget that many (dare I say even most) people have not even heard of it.

“Do people actually buy that stuff?”

Knowing where to buy synthetic urine thus isn’t a given.

When you think about it, that’s not so strange. Sure, most people know what drug tests are and have even had to take one themselves. But if you don’t ever smoke weed or do drugs, the thought of trying to cheat during this test likely never occurs. And it’s only this thought that would lead to further research and naturally finding out what synthetic urine can be used for and how it works.

Truth be told, there are plenty of places where you can buy synthetic urine. Both online and in stores. BUT.. With that in mind, where to buy the fake pee isn’t actually the question you should be asking here. That’s not what really matters..

Where to Buy Synthetic Urine, But More Importanly, Which to Buy

What does matter is which synthetic urine you buy.

Yeah that’s right. There are plenty of different brands to choose from, and as with sodas or watches, they aren’t the same. Quality will vary, which in this case matters the most.

The brand of artificial piss you go with can very likely determine if you pass your urinalysis or not.

Since you’re reading this you may not have had the chance to check out my guide on synthetic urine. If so you definitely should. In it you’ll find all the information needed to determine if you even should go with synthetic urine for your test, along with recommendations of some very good urine brands (that I use myself) and where you can get them.

I use Sub-Solution Urine from www.testnegative.com which in my opinion is the best one currently to pass a urine test for a couple of reasons that I won’t repeat here. If curious what they are just check out the guide.

Sub-solution powdered urine kit

Sub-Solution

I still favor proper detox over urine substitution however if I have the time for it.

So as you likely figured out, I get my synthetic urine online. This is often the best option since you are then free to choose the urine brand you like. If you’re in a rush there is a 1-day shipping option as well for the Sub-Solution. And don’t worry about indiscretion, I know that at least the brands I use send it in a very discreet package. No one could tell what it is you’ve ordered without taking a peek inside. I’d be surprised if this isn’t how all synthetic urine vendors online do it.

But if you really must get your synthetic urine in a store, head shops usually carry it. So just localize your closest smoke / head shop and ask them. Hopefully they’ll carry a brand that will work.

15 thoughts on “Where to Buy Synthetic Urine for a Urine Test

  1. Thank you for all the research. You are awesome for helping us out. Wm.

  2. I have a drug test here within a few days, my question is will the sub Aleutian really work and it won’t come back as a nonhuman sample because I really need this job, I smoke weed I live in co it’s legal here so I don’t understand why they even test for marijuana, my question I guess is will it work and is this better then Quickfix I seen a comment saying that a girl use quick fix and it came back a nonhuman sample should I just go with subs solution I am going to a lab to take this test but I already know that I will not be watched because just a preemployment drug screen and are you plan on using synthetic I’ve never used synthetic before, I’ve always been clean but yea… So ss or qf??

    • Test done already but yeah it should work without problems as long as you get the temp right. SS is my clear favorite among fake urines.

  3. Hey Sophie,

    I may have a drug test at a hospital soon. I have kept my subsolution kit in a travel suitcase this entire time. The suitcase is stored in my closet and I would say the temperature in my closet varies from 60-70 degrees. The powder urine seemed to have clumped up together. The powder isn’t entirely one solid mass but it looks as if its broken into pieces of lumps. Anyways, I used a sterile sowing needle to try and break up the clumps so that I could keep it ready to mix when that time comes. I was wondering if my powder is still functional. Bc i’m hoping I didn’t contaminate the powder with the needle that I used, even though it was sterile. This might all seem like a silly question but I always like to be sure, and I know you do as well :).

    Thank again for your time Sophie.

    Francis

    • Hey Francis, not a silly question at all. I’d say clumps in the pwder form are nothing to worry about and can also occur briefly once it’s just been mixed. But gently shaking or stirring it should solve that quickly. Better to leave them be imo, since even if the needle is sterile, the air usually isn’t, which is the main problem. I do think your powder is fine still though. And yeah that’s right, always better to be safe than to be sorry :).

  4. Just purchased Purine Powdered Urine from TestClear for an upcoming drug test. I’m very nervous because a wonderful job is on the line! Has anyone used this brand recently??? Is it reliable?

  5. Sophie you are awesome. Thank you for this wonderful site.

  6. any concerns with clumping on the SS? I have smoked for years and always used mega clean with no issues, this time i am freaking. I have stopped for 21 days and tested positive as expected. I have been drinking a gallon plus water daily since I have stopped. I tried the XXL Clean yesterday, i drank over 64oz of water the morning before drinking the xxl clean, i waited 3 hours and took a home test, i failed. i must be overthinking, i have mega clean coming and also the Sub-Solution. I know it will be unsupervised, just never used synthic before. I cant fail this test. I will try mega clean today with and testing within 1-1.5hrs to see. i am guessing with my usage sub-soluton my best optioN?

    • Hey Josh, clumps can be seen sometimes right when mixing it but are easily resolved by some tapping or gently shaking the sample. And yeah, same day detox drinks will not save you if you’re not already very close to the cut-off limit, since all they can do is attempt to hide the THC temporarily. Personally I use such drinks as an extra precaution, a complement to proper detox, but would never rely on it alone. From your description synthetic urine definitely sounds like your best (and only) option, depending on how much time there’s left until the test.

  7. Question Have you ever used Dr. Green Agent X I heard its really good. I just want to make sure before I waste 30 bucks on a product that wont get me the job.

    • Heard the name but don’t know enough about it to have an opinion. So in that case I generally recommend doing some diligent research, or pick another brand you know you trust.

  8. Doode I have a drug test before 5:00pm what should I do?!?! I smoked yesterday I’ve passed one before with just water but k know that doesn’t always help danm it why did I smoke yesterday, if I would have known I wouldn’t have done it

    • Can never reply this quick I’m afraid! But hey, the first thing that comes to mind for me in a situation would be synthetic urine obviously. And if you don’t have any at home, get hold of a friend’s clean urine, some hand warmers and a thermometer and do it the old fashioned way.

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