Drug tests can be a pain in the butt.
They cause a whole lot of weed smokers a whole lot of pain and anxiety.
Thoughts such as “how do I pass it?”, “what products are actually effective?”, “what if I get caught?” and “F*CK MY LIFE, I failed the test..” go through people’s minds…
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Because let’s face it:
Passing a drug test is a BIG DEAL for most people.
It is a big deal for me, too, and one of the main things that motivated me to create this website in the first place.
With the internet filled with misinformation on how to pass a drug test it can be hard to separate what actually works from all the bullshit such as:
- What worked once but doesn’t any more
- What’s just salesman propaganda
- What’s simply false
- Methods that work but unreliably so or only for a few people
And so on..
If you agree, this page
is was what you were looking for all along.
I say was, since this used to be one long page where I covered how to beat all the different types of drug tests. I later realized it would be easier to digest if they had their own respective page. Which they now do.. And instead you will now find summaries of the best methods along with links to the full guides on how to pass each type of THC drug test below.
I’ve passed a whole lot of these tests over the years I’ve been smoking marijuana, and so have many of my friends. The methods and products I use are those that have always worked for me, are backed by science and are well-documented online thanks to others beating their tests and giving back to the community by sharing what worked.
It turns out…
…that once you know what you need to know, passing a weed drug test actually isn’t that hard at all!
On this page that’s exactly what I’ll share with you. My resources (guides) with what you need to know to pass your THC drug test.
All four of the test types (urine, blood, hair and saliva) are covered.
Before jumping in to the meat of this, I just want to remind everyone about the simple truth that the simplest way to beat drug tests every time with absolute certainty (100%) is by actually being clean and not using weed. Duh..
But if it’s too late for that or simply out of the question, just keep reading.
Table of Contents
Drug testing Guides
Below you’ll find brief summaries as well as links to the complete guides for each specific test:
The Urine Test
There are a few good options for passing the urine drug test, detoxing is usually preferred. The strategy is individual depending on how much you’ve been smoking/using and the time you got on your hands, but best practice is usually combining effective detox products with synergistic natural detoxification habits, including eating health, exercising and sweating, increasing fluid intake and so on. It’s also crucial to make use of home testing kits (they’re very affordable if you know where to get them) to confirm whether you’re clean enough for the real test or not.
Investing in proper detox can really be the difference between 2 months time to get clean naturally, and getting clean in just 3 weeks. For occasional users these numbers could be more like getting clean in less than a week as opposed to in 2-3 weeks. And depending on when your test is, that could definitely be a game-breaker.
If you’re a really heavy user however, and you don’t have a lot of time until your test, then synthetic urine would would be better. It’s the best short-notice solution most of the time. In a heavy user, a lot of THC has generally been stored in the fat cells, being released into the blood slowly over time, and thus no matter what you do it’s not guaranteed you can detox in just say, 2-3 weeks. Urine substitution requires that your test is unsupervised however, to be reliable. If not directly observed but rather someone just being in the same room, there are ways to make your life easier, but keep in mind it’s always risky.
Here’s the complete guide: How to Pass a Urine drug Test Fast for Weed
The Mouth Swab Test
For the saliva drug test, there’s really only one effective way of passing it reliably. Or two, depending on how you look at it.
One would be using an effective product for it, which could help you pass pretty much at any time. My favorite comes in the form of a gum and is very potent and convenient (read more about it in the guide below), although most of the products for passing saliva tests are mouth washes. Not every product is made equal though, far from it. Many scammy and ineffective products in this market. So do your diligence when choosing what to go with.
The other way to pass would be by good old abstinence. The good news is that for saliva, even as a very heavy user, it should be clean from THC within 10 days max. So it’s not as daunting a task to abstain for these tests as it can be for urine tests.
Then there are a few other tricks that can help pass a swab test, although they should really only be seen as complementary to the two options above.
Find out more by checking out this guide: How To Pass a Mouth Swab Drug Test for Weed Easily
The Hair Follicle Test
To pass the hair follicle drug test there is again only one really consistent method. Or 2, if you count abstinence.
It’s called the Macujo Method and is likely the most trusted method to beat the hair test at the moment. As it’s core it has a potent detox shampoo to be used repeatedly before your test, along with various home remedies that work synergistically with the shampoo to help it get to the hair follicle’s insides. You can learn more about how it’s done in the guide below.
And then you have abstinence. For a hair test however, you’d always need 3 months or slightly longer to be safe. Since that’s how long back a hair test goes. 1,5 inches of your hair. The length your hair grows on average in 3 months. So that’s not always the most convenient option.
Then you have the option of cutting all your hair. But then you’d also have to cut your body hair, since in absence of head hair that’s what they’d test. And being completely trimmed all over your body, would surely raise suspicions, unless you could prove you’re a professional swimmer or something along those lines.
There are also some methods including bleach, repeated use of hair dyes etc, that will literally ruin your hair and force you to cut it all off soon after your test, although it could help you pass it. If your hair looks all ruined though, that could also raise some suspicions about you trying to cheat it.
Check out this guide to find out more: How to Pass a Hair Follicle Drug Test (Macujo Method)
The Blood Test
Last but not least we have the blood drug test (or perhaps least after all, since it’s definitely the least common test).
The only realist way to pass it is through detoxing, or through abstinence. The good news are that you’d generally only have to abstain for up to a week before your blood should be clean enough, even as a heavy user.
But if you don’t have the luxury of time..
Learn how to detox your blood from this brief guide: How to Pass a Blood Drug Test for Weed
[box style=”rounded” border=”none”]Good resources to learn more about the drug tests and general procedures:
Good luck now, although you should not be needing it if you follow above drug testing guides to a T.