Here’s what THCClean is all about!

SophieSo you wanna get clean? You want to make sure you pass that drug test that’s been such a source of anxiety lately?

Well, perfect! This is the website for you.

I will teach you:

  • What your options are. You can then do what suits you best and not have regrets later for not knowing beforehand what you should’ve done instead.
  • How to detox THC in the most efficient way so you’ll save time, money and effort.
  • What products work the best. This way you won’t have to read through dozens of reviews and still not know whether your being scammed or if you’re actually buying something legit and effective.
  • How long it takes to get clean. This way you’ll know what to expect and avoid unpleasant surprises.
  • How to pass your marijuana drug test, no matter the type of test (urine, saliva, hair or blood). I shouldn’t have to tell you why this can be very important. The stakes can be sky-high when it come to passing a drug test.
  • How to pass it FAST, in even as little as 24 hours. Knowing this can be a life-saver!
  • What you need to know about synthetic pee and which one to go for. Choosing the wrong brand here may cost you dearly, no matter the claims of the seller.
  • Common methods you can use at your own risk such as the Certo/Sure Jell methods, using a fake penis and more (as funny as it may sound to some of you, many of my friends have done this with great success in the past when they had no other options).
  • How to stop smoking weed. In the case it’s become more of an addiction than a way of enjoying life to you, you may need some help quitting. It can be a difficult task indeed if one’s going about it the wrong way.
  • And much more 420 friendly stuff such as what grinders I use, how to get by without one, what paper I roll my joints with, etc.

I’m Sophie by the way, owner of Former junkie, addict or whatever you want to call it. I’ve smoked my fair bit of weed in my days and that’s that :). Still do, moderately. And I wish to keep doing so as long as I feel it benefits me.

But hey, I’m not just an enjoyer of marijuana..

I’m also a master at getting away with it!

I believe enjoying a relaxing joint in the weekend with friends should not be a deciding factor in whether one gets to keep his/hers job or not.

Which is why I decided to put this website up, so that I could share my knowledge with others who also benefit from this plant that’s been used medicinally for thousands of years.

I always do my research. I also test things myself. I then give you the facts without the bullshit you’ll get from websites that want to sell you their own products.

In short, I tell you how it is. I tell you what works.

If you have any questions feel free to leave them in the comments below the page they concern.